Wednesday, December 22, 2010

A Call to Bro's

Lately I have realised I am down a wingman and have searched for the perfect bro to fill that position. Everyone needs a wingman, Han Solo had Chewbacca, Harold had Kumar and Michael Jackson had Barney the Dinosaur. So, after searching for countless days ( 4 :L ) I have decided to put an application here on the blog for all you bro's who would like to apply for wingmanship. After all applications are read and finalised I will select what I find to be the perfect wingman and we will test your skills in the real world. Here is the wingman application, complete and leave a comment with all questions answered or send an email to aaronwil007@hotmail.com with the information.
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NAME : _______________

EMAIL : ________________

ALIAS : ___________________
(e.g. Jack Package, The Barnicle, The Aarection)

SPECIAL SKILLS : ______________________
(e.g. Powerpoint, Web Design, Masseuse, Instrumental)



On the scale below rate your attractiveness:

Clint-----2-----3-----4-----5-----6-----7-----8-----9------------------Aaron



MULTIPLE CHOICE!

1) Which of the following would
work the best on a chick?

a) Speaking like a little boy
b) "Haaaaaave you met, (wingman's name) ?"
c) "(your name), Architect." (gun gesture + wink)
d) "We are international business men!"

2) You are claiming to be the sessions
drummer for Van Halen. Who could
NOT be your lead singer?

a) David Lee Roth
b) Gary Cherone
c) Sammy Hagar
d) Aaron Wilson

3) For some reason, you're pretending to be
British. Who is your President?

a) Tony Blair
b) Winston Churchill
c) Margaret Thatcher
d) Trick question - Prime Minister

4) Women do not enjoy jokes about their:

a) Face
b) Shoes
c) Intelligence
d) None of the above



ESSAY QUESTION :
In the space below, talk about a person who has made a significant impact on your life







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3 comments:

  1. NAME : ____Nathan Wilson_____

    EMAIL : _you know it__

    ALIAS : _nato tornado_
    (e.g. Jack Package, The Barnicle, The Aarection)

    SPECIAL SKILLS : _Drums_
    (e.g. Powerpoint, Web Design, Masseuse, Instrumental)



    On the scale below rate your attractiveness:

    Clint-----2-----3-----4-----5-----6-----7-----<8>-----9------------------Aaron



    MULTIPLE CHOICE!

    1) Which of the following would
    work the best on a chick?

    a) Speaking like a little boy
    b) "Haaaaaave you met, (wingman's name) ?"<<<
    c) "(your name), Architect." (gun gesture + wink)
    d) "We are international business men!"

    2) You are claiming to be the sessions
    drummer for Van Halen. Who could
    NOT be your lead singer?

    a) David Lee Roth
    b) Gary Cherone
    c) Sammy Hagar
    d) Aaron Wilson<<<

    3) For some reason, you're pretending to be
    British. Who is your President?

    a) Tony Blair
    b) Winston Churchill
    c) Margaret Thatcher
    d) Trick question - Prime Minister<<<

    4) Women do not enjoy jokes about their:

    a) Face
    b) Shoes
    c) Intelligence
    d) None of the above<<<



    ESSAY QUESTION :
    In the space below, talk about a person who has made a significant impact on your life

    So dude name Arrection? Hilarious person

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  3. NAME : Ronan Newell

    EMAIL : erb-daddy@hotmail.com

    ALIAS : Ronny West Side or Daddy Long Leg ;)
    (e.g. Jack Package, The Barnicle, The Aarection)

    SPECIAL SKILLS : The Sneaky Backpacker
    (e.g. Powerpoint, Web Design, Masseuse, Instrumental)



    On the scale below rate your attractiveness:

    Clint-----2-----3-----4-----5-----6-----7-----8-----9------------------===Aaron===



    MULTIPLE CHOICE!

    1) Which of the following would
    work the best on a chick?

    a) Speaking like a little boy
    ===b) "Haaaaaave you met, Ronny West Side ?"===
    c) "(your name), Architect." (gun gesture + wink)
    d) "We are international business men!"

    2) You are claiming to be the sessions
    drummer for Van Halen. Who could
    NOT be your lead singer?

    ===a) David Lee Roth===
    b) Gary Cherone
    c) Sammy Hagar
    d) Aaron Wilson

    3) For some reason, you're pretending to be
    British. Who is your President?

    a) Tony Blair
    b) Winston Churchill
    c) Margaret Thatcher
    ===d) Trick question - Prime Minister===

    4) Women do not enjoy jokes about their:

    a) Face
    b) Shoes
    c) Intelligence
    ===d) None of the above===



    ESSAY QUESTION :
    In the space below, talk about a person who has made a significant impact on your life.

    there once was a man named Aaron,
    who liked to drink at mc'larens,
    he would do two shots of yager,
    then went home to play Sega,
    his favorite game was omega,
    i am his wingman for a reason,
    in autumn spring and any other season,
    i fucked his friend,
    cause i did the naked men.

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