History of the Fist Bump!

In the beginning there was nothing but darkness. This was a problem because Adam and Eve couldnt see... (This was way back before that whole "forbidden fruit" incident they were just friends.) After countless hours searching around for the light switch on the wall... yeah they had that back then... anyway after unsuccessfully finding the light Adam heard a voice. Many theories of what was said have been called false, but it was a little something like this: "Bro, to light up the universe, thou shalt bump Eve's fists in a strong and decisive manner. Oh and umm, bro don't eat that fruit on the big shiny glowing tree when you see it okay? GOOD!" Adam was Shocked but decided it was worth a shot... Adam told Eve and they bumped fists... BAM! Let there be light!

Ever since this day the fist bump has been used in situations to congratulate, respect something, as a greeting, as a method of agreement or to finalize a deal. Dont believe me? Jesus did it when curing a leppa... I'M SERIOUS! The dude was like "Hey J, thanks for saving me from a certain death" BAM! FIST BUMPED! True story. And It is shown throughout history, in past and present. Currently, President Obama shows that the fist bump is very important to the world. It is so important to him in fact, that rather than hugging his wife Michelle, he gives her a fist bump!

NOW THATS RESPECT!

The presidential Fist Bump!

You can tell that

Michelle really did a good job to earn that fist bump from her clearly loving husband Obama. -.-

Other Presidents have tried to successfully master the fist bump technique, but to no avail. One such president is George W. Bush. This man was so desperate to master a cool respect-giving technique that he even tried a "chest bump" ( The worst looking way to show someone respect, it's like a public dry hump). Don't believe me? Here...

Now I know this is not right...

President Bush tried so hard to learn the art of the Fist Bump that he tried to force children to show it to him. But again he failed. And president Obama has stepped up to the plate and taken over with a very impressive fist bumping technique.

Peace out Hombres.