Dear Santa,
As I’m sure you’ve noticed, I’ve been extra special good this year, even taking on some of your work load… by helping and caring as much as I can. So it’s with great admiration and what I’m sure is mutual respect that I humbly submit to you my Christmas list for this year. And bro, if you have a sec, wake me up -- I’d really like to talk to you about how you get into my house, dude I don’t even have a chimney!
Happy Holidays,
Aaron Wilson
P.S. I’ll leave you a can of Bourbon or some Scotch. I mean, Milk? Let’s get serious, bro.
Christmas List:
Boeing F-22 Raptor Fighter Jet
Fully operational Death Star
Lifetime Supply of Skittles
A Pony
CA$H
Black Armani Slim-fit Suit
If this doesn't grab his attention I don't know what would.
That is all for today but I will back soon to post again. Stay Awesome People!
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