Thursday, December 9, 2010

Dear Santa....

Last year was a horrible and very demeaning year for me. Failing my studies, Losing friends, fighting with parents... But although that is common for some, it is not for me.

This year i picked up my feet, tried hard, and helped and cared for those who need it and now I have decided I deserve something for my great actions and there is only one person who can deliver... Santa!

So I have written a letter to this wonderfully ancient and over-joyed hunk o' something.

Dear Santa,

As I’m sure you’ve noticed, I’ve been extra special good this year, even taking on some of your work load… by helping and caring as much as I can. So it’s with great admiration and what I’m sure is mutual respect that I humbly submit to you my Christmas list for this year. And bro, if you have a sec, wake me up -- I’d really like to talk to you about how you get into my house, dude I don’t even have a chimney!

Happy Holidays,

Aaron Wilson

P.S. I’ll leave you a can of Bourbon or some Scotch. I mean, Milk? Let’s get serious, bro.

Christmas List:

Boeing F-22 Raptor Fighter Jet

Fully operational Death Star

Lifetime Supply of Skittles

A Pony

CA$H

Black Armani Slim-fit Suit


If this doesn't grab his attention I don't know what would.

That is all for today but I will back soon to post again. Stay Awesome People!

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