People, since the dawn of time, man has struggled to find the true meaning of life. But recently, I, Aaron J. Wilson, stumbled upon a top-secret bullet-proof air tight vault, three kilometres under the ocean next to an underground volcano. Inside, it housed some of the world’s most important and utterly undisclosed documents. These include Jesus’ diary, the
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I decided it may not be a great Idea to open it, but chucked in the maybe pile anyway. Carrying on with my mission, to uncover the true meaning of life, I ventured further into the vault. It was not at all what I expected. There was a basin full of a silver-tinted watery substance. Behind the basin was a raised platform covered by a curtain. After contemplating for a few moments about where I could look into the true meaning of life, I was certain that I would have to pass that curtain.
After adjusting my tie and fixing my well groomed hair, I decided to press on, through the curtain and into whatever lay beyond it. I lifted one hand and grabbed the curtain. Then I ripped it sideways and viewed what was in front of me, a door. Not just any door, an old rotting door. To be honest, at this point I considered taking off my suit and hanging myself with my silk tie. But alas I did not, for after examining the door and giving it a second chance, I discovered an engraving at the top. The engraved surface read:
“What tiny woman's number cut above the knees would stop a bro’s heart if she dropped her keys?”
IT WAS A RIDDLE!
But for me to work this out I would need time, time I did not have. Time I still do not have. So I ask you, will you please help me work out this puzzling and be-quizzing riddle.
Yours Sincerely,
Your bro, Aaron
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